ROHOK MOLEK: 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Ingin menjadi Prof, Engineer?..Cubelah ini..

Inilah pemakanan terbaik lg Sihat.. Khas utk anda yg mempunyai IQ terhad dan bercita2 untuk lulus cemerlang dalm setiap peperiksaan hujung semester.

Amalkn setiap ari sepanjang semester anda, dan anda akan memiliki IQ sepantas menghabiskn 8semester (4thun) dalm masa 2 TAHUN SETENGAH!!!.

ini telah terbuki oleh eksperimen dalaman yg kami jalankn ke ats MANUSIA (bukan tikus makmal) secara tidak sengaja selama 8 TAHUN diMAkMal UKC dan UTHmaN.

Berikut adalah testimoni drpd bahn eksperimen:

testimoni #1

"sejak menggunakan dan mengamalkan pemakanan ini, kehidupan seharian sy selalu brubah.. Tiap pg sy bersemangat utk bgun awl sesubuh as-siddik utuk menunaikan fardhu subuh (ade kene mengena ke?)..

dan memessage rakan2 kelas:

'salam kerahmatan, Datok,Tuanku, Tuan, (digunakn utk meng UP kn rakan),

akibat kekangan yg berlaku dinihari ini, saye/hamba (rendah diri), memohon utk TUan menanda tandaTangan attendance sye..Semoga tuhan merahmati Tuan. Tq'

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secara tulus mulus, 'tlg sain ke aku, Tq'.. ~~ lpas tu trus g jupe LisaSurihani.

Saye berpuas ati terhadap benda ini, dan ia dapt membantu meningkat daya usaha otak sy utk manTOP!."

sekian..

Fara Dota All Star.

Testimoni #2

"Benda ini telah memberi kesan terhadap pemikiran sy, menjadikn diri terasa hEbat!.

Produk ini sesuai dibeli seawal duit PTPTN msuk kedalam account. Rase pn sugguh menawan!.

banyak gadis2 ter"shoot" no hp diorg kt HP sy..

Ia Sungguh Hebat!!.

Sekian..

Pok DE.

begitu la testimoni MANTOPP!! dari pengamal benda ni..akibat kesedapn tidak terhingga, ia telah di promote

ke rakan2 lain sejak edisi peralihan dimatrikulasi.

dan juga ader diberitakan ia juga agak selalu dicilop oleh rakan blik TANPA KEBENARAN sehingga terpakse disorok dalm almari bersame perlindungan Crocodile, SEtaN LEVI's sebagai guardian.!

Ingin Berjaya seperti Kami???? jgn tggu lg.. cepat,!.Dapatkn segera.!!!

ehsan GOOGLE!.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Nasik Dagang

Teringat pulok kisah zaman dlu, awok2 ni dop balik raye.. time tu raye haji.. kes perekse pnye hal..abis sekawan deru ne’ngung kt kemps PJ. Mlm sebelum raye tu dop soh kabo la, hok ader computer pakat pasang lagu raye. Dop jadi keje maner nk stud. Mood raye org kate.

Nok jadi cerita time tu, smangat blake bgun pg2 ha.. Mandi, gi sejid, pas smayg, kempes lok wat makan2 raye buwi ke awok2 kg hok dok balik..

Bahang gok sate, soto, lontong, mee hoon seraung… wat lapik perot.. café time2 raye ni, dok soh jenguk la. Mmg dop buke..wat leloh je blari itik trun dr tingkat 3 g café.

Pas makan2 tu, gu sorg bwok cemra, ho tu die, alang senior ha, thun depn g kempes utama doh, pe lg, time dok remain org ni la raung2 amik gmbo..

Dang gok pakat palu gmbo 10-20 keping…

Ats tangga, ats kolam, dok kire, abih reng amik gmbo..

Tgk2 urut2 perot blake bilik, Parallel n miroslaz kabo, “weh, mok sdara aku wat open house.. Doh guane kte?”.

“meh pakat gi. buleh makn.”. “duane tempat?” Bandar Tun Razak Cheras se..

Se lg… Bentong, Pahang… kire g kire mari, bilang2 gu.. ader 8 org..

Cari kete la. Runner la sorg g amik kete sewa kt Kiosk. Nsb baik dang sutir Kelisa..

Pertama kali dalm sejarah ni, kelisa muat 6 org… 8 lg naik TZM saing tinggal… nsb baik TZM, klu dok, berlapo la 2 org tu..

Sek2 kete KELISA seperti berikut.

-Peja,

-Paklang,

-Miroslav,

-Xerin,

-Faiz Nord,

-Abror

TZM lok,

-Pizzonia.

-Pjo parallel

Turun g Bandar Tun Razak lu, makan2 lebih kurang. Usha2 menu, bau cm ader Nasi Dagang.. Bahang pinggan slalu, cari2 nasik xdop, hok ade nasik kaler koko+merah gtu..

Brase pelik doh ni, dok kang hok ni Nasik Dagang. Cuit saing hok klatang, “Weh, ader Nasik Dagang, maner nye?. Tuuuu.. hok Koko+merah tu.. Owoh, jeng kreng gini,

Guane kaler lain, kg kte Nasik Dagang putih le’puk ha… cancel trus, amik kuah kacang + nasik kapit je..

Next stop, Bentong..

Naik highway karak, turun exit Bentong, pusing2 ctu cini.. buleh tahan gok umah mok sedap parallel ni.. ader 2 jam bwok muto.. tgk saing2 dalm kete, cm sardine blake ha..

Hahha..

Sapa2 Bentong, msuk lg dalam, abs cerok Felda br napok kg org, .. Tgk keliling rase cm pelik, budak2 kulu-kilir g braye.. Cengang gok awok2 ni…

Biar btol raye aji gni, ciap ader bg pitih raye lg.. ke awok2 Felda ni saloh raye. Berat nanag gni. Tnye2 mok sedara pjo parallel br tau, ohh.. gtu kisahnyer.. mmg kg tu klu smbut raye guane2 pn mesti ader makn besor, budak2 bleh pitih raye..

Buleh tahan la menu makn aritu, 2-3x namboh ha,.. kate mari jauh.. heheh.

On de way balik, hujan lebat gler.. nk stop lwat doh.. mender lg.. tembo jer la. Awok2 kete xper la, hok TZM tu, abs basah bejerok..Ohh..pengalaman, balik2 abs geh seme ha..

Tdo dok ingt ha… haha….

Monday, December 6, 2010

Rohokian Most Eligible Bachelor

yes, its true. now is the time for the most prestigious award of the rohokian; the most eligible bachelor! and the nominees are...

1. Ahmad Fakhruzi Abd Majed @kuzi the vogue

vogue, soft-spoken, up-to-date, knowledgeable, masculine, engineer, sleeper

2. Wan Mohd Amirul Wan Mansor @mirul the actor

celebrity look-alike (jehan miskin), athletic bulid, the gunners, bowler, swimmer, player of all kind

3. Muhammad Hazrin Abdul Ghaffar @zering the benchmarker

photogenic, photographic, basket-baller, funky, rugged, student, blogger, celebrity look alike (u-know-who)

who will win the award?all in your hand!

all are extremely handsome, and dangerous to girls.

Actually there are 4 rohokian members, who are yet to find the soul mate. but since the other one is the author of this blog, so it is up to him la.

not fair? quoted from sokernet.blogspot.com:

"tidak seperti artis Malaysia, blog ini bukan hakmilik masyarakat. Makanya disini aku memberitahu sekali lagi rulesnya - Pengulas bebas buat apa saja, pengkomen tak. Memang tak ada keadilan di situ. Kita bukan main bola di padang atau duduk di mahkamah. Kita sedang baca blog."

hahahahhahahaha

CAKKK!!!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

IJek De la Coya Wedding

Well, today in mood to speak in Engliss.!

Since this guy is the mOsT De La Coya among the teammate so, to make it x-clusive,

Let put this in English. (he the only 1 who learn abroad, Aussie kunun – Like haram je those statement..:)

To maintain the Koyakest, he decide to get married.!! Hahahhahhaha.

Unbelievable… totally ridiculus at 1^st. Wat de Cekelat Hacks he’s getting married.

Let the story Begin.

Once upon a Time, near2 before Wedding, he told how he met this gurl.

It was Online Kot!....... So with full spirit he go and met the girl (eye to eye, heart to heart) for 1^st time in just 30second. Another KoyaS Record. – Unbeatable.!!!

After he cannot go anymore, he go and meet the girl parent. – with flower2 heart like malay knot language. (- in heart got garden, in garden got flower). The setup begin with 2-3-5 formation.- like below.!

On the historix day, ( 26 Nov 2010 ) they got married. – most of the Rohok gang cannot attend due to working on Friday. Sorry lasss.. & no his Cuak2 picture during solemnization cere-~~kropok~~-mony.

On Sunday (28 Nov 2010), he has his catching bridal reception at his house in King Village.

u think what he see? ..:P checking showMANship?..

Steady2.. waiting for his other part patiently..

She came with escort.. (btw, need to close the road for the Queen).

Can you believe she ekceli a Doctor?...

Try to maintain his Koyakest at TOp Level!. - Face cannot Go.

Another cannot Go moment - Terleft his wife behind. (stamak hungry)

they are not blocking!. this is Creative Photo..

Shy2 Cat to hOLd Hands..

if this picture pop'up on Tv3, they says: Hundred peoples..

Not Eat yet, already sleeping..

Tight Smile with kiput2 from koYa.

Koya aiming For the prawn...

hahhaha.. the cameram still request to pose.. - Koya not ikhlas anymore with the rice oil in front.

Clearing the table to Make way for more food to jump to the plate.

(see the rice-- totally not~! sufficient)..:P

Cebok Sendiri napok.. hahaaha. xtahan ler tu. Lauk ckt..

See closely in the spoon.. (that's make him forget protocol to eat less.. ahhaha)

kahkahkah.. too Ralit.. Left-ing Molek..

those are The prawn he aims...:P

Eatin' with passion!...

~Another Photo Creative~

Wow.. Ensem bang ~ yg blakang tu..

Undangan kHas.. TOkey besor kte..

n'dap la molek.. ader mnder dalm air ni.:P

~See On Anohter Wedding!~

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Peja Kawin.. Congratulation!

X-clusive sket kali ni.. 1^st time post hal2 wedding ni.. hehhe..

awok rohok yg terbaru mendirikan rumah-tangga…

En. FAIZAL HASAN & Pn. Mardziah Che Murad selamat diijab-Qobulkan pada hari Sabtu 30.10.2010 pada pukol 11 lebih (pagi) waktu tempatan SOROMBAN.

Nok jadi cerita, pagi2 kol 8.15 tgh Ujang yg bercelubu ha pakat kmpul kt Gombak.

Then trun g SOROMBAN.. Pick-up 2-3 org on De way kt Highway..

Sedan2 molek smpi SOROMBAN b4 nikoh.. Tula, sape hok nikoh area2 berhampiran negeri KL ni, mmg mudah n rmi saing2 leh g..

Sapa2 dang lg tgk En. Faizal mekap2 ciap2 nk g akd nikoh.. (debo BOHH). Muke berseri + debo.. name pn nikoh.. seb baik rmi saing2 mari wi smangat.. sedap sket ha..

Time akd nikoh tu lawok gok posen.. segala Debo En.Faizal di transfer ke POk Tue ye aka tUkang NIkah.. (sape2 awok2 ni hok dop nikoh lg, buleh tnye En.Faizal Resepi utk transfer debo ke Tok Tue.). :P

Bereh blake pahtu, pakat makn2 la.. lapo kelat2 blake.. 2-3x tambah ha.. Sedap gok lauk ye.. heheh. Kene ngn selera tgh lapo ha.

Wokey.. jom Layg picas2 ni.. sedap molek..

Sebelum tu, ctela cikt2 ganer die 2 ni kwin...
klu dop saloh, diorg ni bertemu mate time class Workshop time blajo dlu2. sekelas la katekan..
awl2 usha mate2 je. pastu berlarutan ke workshop..
activity bantu-membantu rakan2 class amat dititikberakan.. paham2 jerla.. xkn awek nk wat2 keje heavy kot..
so dengan penuh kerajinan En.Faizal yg suke mmbantu ni tulong la maner patut.. pas2 lembek wat keje tu,
msti la nk g mnum2. n dok kan gi sorg kot.. bwok la kwn2 teman.. (dh awek yg dmark pn ada)....
pe lg.. bermula le epsiod berkenal2 kenalan.. lamer kisah cinta 2 org ni. sokmo2 sweet org kate... smpai la arini..
selamat dikwinkan...
jommmmm layan picasss...